AK: Trumped (Haruki x Damien Crack)

He got it.

The best idea ever.

Currently, it was 4 a.m. in the morning, a time where Haruki would usually bang his head against the wall-anything to get him back to sleep again. But it was all good. For now at least, he would probably be cranky and a douche for the next 10 hours-but that was fine. His ears twitched with excitement. The plan was great albeit a bit painful for himself. No pain no gain after all. This would surely scar him for life. He cackled maniacally (in his head of course) before snuggling underneath the covers. He would carry out his genius plan tomorrow.

"Honey pie~" Haruki cooed, a brilliant smile on his face. Damien's ears twitched at the endearment and wondered who deserved to be called such a horrifying thing, by him no less. Haruki frowned before trying again. "Damien-chan~"

The dog almost fell out of his chair.

Wait. He did.

Groaning, Damien pulled himself up, his face pale.

"What the he-"

Haruki grinned sweetly, tail swishing. "Darling, good morning."

Damien choked. Sputtered and felt like throwing the contents of his breakfast up.

At this point, a peppy Kiwi entered into the mess hall, humming something cheerful.

Haruki gave her an innocent smile. "Good morning Kiwi-chan. You look adorable today! Though you look adorable everyday."

Kiwi froze, her almost non-existent self preservation kicking in. How would she escape? She now thought of Haruki as an older brother, even though he still teased her a lot. But something was off, and she didn't want to stay to witness what would happen. She was tempted to just throw herself out the window, anything to get away from the now sparkling cat. She then remembered the door and ran out, screaming bloody murder.

Damien was still frozen, kneeling on the ground, hands supporting him up.

Haruki then decided to go for the finishing move. He inwardly snickered and tried to calm himself down. It would be nothing. It was just a quick touch! That was all. He approached the dog, trying to ignore the goosebumps on his arm.

Step by step. Closer and closer...Soon he was only a few inches away when suddenly...

The door slammed open with a BAM, and Haruki stumbled in surprise, his lips landing somewhere else then his target area. He was aiming for his cheek not his-

Golden eyes widened as he realized what he was doing.

....Someone was going to die tonight.

Extra:
Ester stood at the doorway, frozen in shock at the scene before him.

..It was like watching a train wreck. Except maybe two times worse. He slowly backed away, turned around-and ran for his life. He certainly did not want to be there when the two boys snapped out of it.

He had a feeling that the cat would be out for blood tonight.